via SMS.

• Seriously men are idiots.
• Me: I am requesting your presence for drinks... bring your friends here
• AustinPow: They are wallstreet types and clients you would hate them...
• Me: MM I see good luck... text me when you get out.
• Me (2 hours later): Jen + B are requesting your presence now.
• AustinPow: Well since you aren't I'm not coming. night.
• Me: What? I asked you earlier
• (2 hourslater)
• Me: :(
• (1 hour later)
• Me: Fine we are boycotting you! (clearly sarcastic)
• (next morning 6 AM)
• Him: Harsh considering my phone died, talk next week....
• *(did not text this) NEXTWEEK! It's thursday? talk to you never is more like it.