Wine is the best medicine.

• (getting bags out of trunk)
• Me: What are you doing?
• Saucy Aussie: (rubbing leg) I think I burnt myself on the exhaust of the car
• Me: Oh my gosh it looks bad
• (Saucy Aussie starts looking around)
• Me: are you looking for neosporin?
• Saucy Aussie: No a wine glass