August 13, 2008
“ She was drunk on power.
…and wine.
About her mother •
August 11, 2008
“ Even if I broke up with my boyfriend tomorrow… it wouldn’t really be over for like another year. We would get back together, break up, have sex occasionally, scream… phasing people out is harder than it seems.
on phasing people out •
August 7, 2008
The NYC Subway is a great source of amusement for so many reasons.

The NYC Subway is a great source of amusement for so many reasons.

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August 3, 2008
“ We figured out the perfect name for our new boat: Cirrhosis of the River.
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  • me: so he's hot, right?
  • her: mmmm, yeah. but like 1990's hot.
  • me: wait, what does that mean?
  • her: basically, you just hooked up with AC Slater.
  • me: weird, because i always was more of a Zack Morris kind of girl. but then, they did share Kelly.. and that biker chick Tori, so one more overlap shouldn't be an issue.
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July 24, 2008

heels.

  • Leaving guy friends house to meet up with new hook up
  • (in cab)
  • him: what are you doing?
  • me: oh switching into heels
  • him: really? what? why?
  • me: ya know dress it up a bit ha
  • him: so why didn't you wear the heels for me?
  • me: Because I know you like me for who I am
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The art of lowered standards

A conversation with a beautiful, fun, interesting, girl on her new boyfriend

“And he was like so sweet like there was a big roach and he like killed it! So cute right? Then he only waited three days to call after our third date and he called me babe! OMG he is like so great.”

being completely serious.

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July 22, 2008

If you are…

If you are guy older than 23 do not hang out with girls born past 1986…. even if you are a shady promoter. (ahem.)

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July 21, 2008

Truism #4

If you are above the age of 22 don’t brag about how “awesome your jello shots are”.

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“ You’ll find it when you least expect it
people in relationships on meeting people…. shut the fuck up. •